Save the Earth? The Earth Never Signed Up to Be Rescued Every few years humans hold a press conference and announce a new thing they have decided to protect. Nature. Animals. Culture. Religion. Even the planet itself, as though Earth has been sitting around for 4.5 billion years waiting for a species that discovered fire ten minutes ago to finally show up with a rescue plan. There is something almost comic about it — a toddler declaring itself the guardian of the house it lives in, while the house was standing long before the toddler was born and will stand long after it leaves. The irony is that the loudest declarations of protection usually come from the very hand doing the damage. Forests are cut, then a memorial plantation drive is announced. Rivers are poisoned, then a river-cleaning ceremony is organised with much fanfare and a ribbon to cut. Humans protect nature the way a person who breaks a plate offers to sweep up the pieces and calls it generosity. Nature Does Not Need a...